So, I attended a meeting the other day and everybody in the building was fiddling with their Blackberry devices or iPhones---sending text messages, checking e-mails, scanning calendars, Googling topics, or playing Brick-Breaker. That's when it hit me! The crackberry thing is true. What we have here is another disorder reaching pandemic levels. Maybe it's time to add Crackberry addiction to our Celebrate Recovery list, you know, a step study for this new wave of junkies.
Of course, I had heard the term "crackberry". It's another one of the new colloquialisms, terms generated by the times. But, I must've missed the day it was defined by the venerable old standard, the Urban Dictionary. You can only imagine my relief at discovering it wasn't an anatomical reference, a new street term for the in-your-pocket maneuvers many of the text-messaging pros use in covert ops, like during church services. Whew! What a relief! There for a while I thought I was listening to some new age profanity. Glad my mother wasn't standing close by.
In 2001, several generations ago in technological innovation, the Nokia Global Messaging Survey actually declared text messaging to possess addictive characteristics. These findings were confirmed by a study by the Catholic University in Leuven Belgium in 2004, and since then by the University of Queensland in Australia. This work stated that text-messaging is the most addictive digital service on mobile networks, equivalent to being hooked on cigarettes. Supposedly, the SMS and MMS formats create a co-dependency called "reachability". You got to be kidding me! For real. Records from the providers indicate that 1 trillion---yes, that would be trillion---text messages were sent in 2008. That would be 3.5 billion every single day. This thing is big.
Underneath this technological development may actually be a growing cultural psychosis, a fear of being alone or isolated or out of touch or excluded. New twists in social networking offer a variety of relational connections to people whose circles would otherwise be relatively small. There are even Second Life sites that enable personality and cosmetic sculpting, designed to enhance ones attractiveness to others. It's the twenty-first century world of relationships and connections. And, really, it's not the "crackberry" thing anyway. We're not addicted to the gadgets, the tools of this new trade. The more genuine need is approval, inclusion, being part of a group, human contact, a little love. Anybody need a hug?
IN 1984, AT & T did an ad campaign with essentially the same theme. They said, "reach out and touch someone". Even before that Americans were experiencing the distance of a more technological world. Diana Ross released "Reach Out and Touch Somebody's Hand", a number one hit that echoed the mobility and anonymity of Technopolis---The Secular City envisioned by theologian author Harvey Cox. This new compulsion, text-messaging, is just another way of fulfilling something noted at creation. When all of creation was completed, God himself said, "It is not good for man to be alone..." (Genesis 2:18).
So, we banged on logs, lit mountain-top fires, used mirrors, deployed runners, sent smoke signals, visited on Sundays, learned semaphore, mailed letters, dispatched telegrams, made phone calls, sent e-mails, and learned to text. It's the brave new world...of reaching out to touch someone.
Incredible. What a world!