WARNING: DEMONIC ACTIVITY SUSPECTED!
Beware of demonic activity in your neighborhood tonight! At left is a highly classified photograph intercepted by the Secret Service during routine surveillance of suspected demonic operatives. Sources close to the investigation believe this to be the only known pictures of Ralphie andTaylor, under-cover agents of Beelzebub, aka the ancient serpent, the devil, the evil one, the dragon. Close specto-graphic analysis of the image reveals the sinister nature of the covert ops planned for this evening. Residents are reminded that the threat level has been raised to OPCON 3. Security alerts will be broadcast on all channels and frequencies. Updates @ 11:00.
Community Watch alerts and notices have been posted at specified security check-points and in neighborhood watch cells. De-crypted internet traffic reveals code-language used to disguise the mission of the infiltrators. Residents should listen for the words TRICK OR TREAT, an elongated version of TOT, which is translated from the ancient Transylvanian wiccan dialect, meaning, trick or treat. These imps are specially trained in underground procurement tactics and are adept at pillage and plunder strategies while surreptitiously introducing the dark-side to your household.
Really, now!
Unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the Kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 18:3
Get a life folks! Halloween is just another hybrid celebration co-opted by commercial interests. Yes, of course, it is an ad-mixture of traditions, pagan, Christian, seasonal, and secular, with a taste of the Celtic festival of the dead to give it a ghoulish twist. The American version has historically been an innocent time for children to make neighborhood rounds and threaten tricks if no treats were provided. The addition of goblins and monsters and horror is relatively recent. The satanic stuff is even more contemporary, escalating with the growth of wicca and other devilish belief systems. Most of the talk about razor-blades and laxatives and narcotics being placed in treat items is urban legend.
You see, we've let another fun time for the family be hi-jacked by our culture. That is really the sad commentary about Halloween, no matter which tradition you follow, or how you dress your children. Yes, evil is real, and the evil one is evident in just about everything. It is a broken world. Just as assuredly, we should not worship or honor the evil one in any way, either purposefully or unintentionally. At the same time, there are fun things, times, and events for families to share. We must not let Satan and his team take them from us.
If they come to your door tonight, they're just little children out for some fun and goodies. They may be angels showing up at your door unaware.
BOO!