There have only been three times in my 64 years when I have been truly frightened. None of them involves goblins, zombies, spectres, or vampires.
One happened in 1965. My friend Charlie and I had been out one night, doing some things that teens shouldn't be doing. On our way home the car was screeching through a few turns. My dad, The Chester heard us coming. So, he went out on the sun-deck of our house and waited on Charlie and I to walk under the sun-deck through the car port, then into the house. When we walked under the sun-deck railing, dad dropped my mom's full length fur coat on us. We thought a bear or creature had dropped from the trees to devour us. It was truly frightening. We wrestled it to the ground until we heard my dad laughing. Yuk! Yuk!
A second occurred during my pastorate at Woodland Baptist Church. We lived in the church parsonage not more than 150 yards up the rural road from the church. One night it was raining cats and dogs and I had left a book I needed in the office. So, I drove down there to get it. it was a book of funeral services that I needed for a service the next day. In the backdrop also was an open grace just steps from the office entrance. When I arrived the rain had subsided so I left the car door open while I dashed into the office. When I returned, closed the door, and started to back out, something breathed on my next, then licked me. I jumped out of the car, ran home and left the engine running. As it turns out David and Polly Powell's dog Archie had gotten in the back seat while I was in the office. He made a mess. But, not as bad as the mess I made getting out of there.
Number three happened at Hampton Heights Baptist Church. Usually before worship I would slip into the rest room back stage in the baptistry changing area to take care of business and check my tie. The toilet was in a long room lined with small changing areas. As i entered the rest room, I noticed a pair of feet under the last changing room door. I slammed the rest room door, broke into a cold sweat, sure that a serial murderer was hiding from the law in that changing space. What to do? My heart was racing, I was sweating profusely, and I was really scared. I looked for a weapon. All I could find was the fountain pen in my pocket. So, after an eternity, I brandished the pen, threw open the door, and confronted the feet under the changing room door. it was my baptism books, hanging from a hook on the wall, protruding under the door. I preached that day on the 366 times "Fear not" is in the Bible.
There's something perverse in all of us that enjoys scaring the daylights out of other people. My dad pulled scary tricks on us all the time, and I'll have to confess that I also scared our kids, and Harriet too, on occasion around our house. After studying this thing a while, I'm clueless abut why scaring people gives us such a rush. One guy said it was because we like to tap into deep emotions like surprise and fear. Maybe so. But, part of the allure of monsters, vampires, zombies, ghosts, and other strange phenomena may be our need to experience the cold sweats once in a while.
Tonight, some people will get their jollies out of scaring kids. So, the porch and yard are decorated with cob webs, RIP signs, hands sticking up out of the ground, maybe even a few caskets or ghosts. As for me and my house, we'll leave the lights on, welcome neighborhood children with a smile, wish them "Happy All Saints Eve", give them a nice piece whatever candy I don't eat, and plant a smile or two.
And, if I'm scared, it will only be from Oliver growling in the background.